Failure By Design

I will lie awake, and lie for fun and fake the way I hold you. Let you fall for every empty word I say

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kniteverythingfiber:

the-knitting-man:

I made this as soon as I saw this picture. Really easy to do, you only need some wire. 
 My favorite method for fair isle, especially since I can’t knit english! They’re called Norweigan Knitting Thimbles. If you don’t want to make your own, you can buy them on Amazon.

kniteverythingfiber:

the-knitting-man:

I made this as soon as I saw this picture. Really easy to do, you only need some wire.

My favorite method for fair isle, especially since I can’t knit english! They’re called Norweigan Knitting Thimbles. If you don’t want to make your own, you can buy them on Amazon.

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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boopboopbi:

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roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Cap is ALL about plausible deniability.

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